Not Horrible Offer! Find out what’s not working—and what to do about it.

Not Horrible Offer!

Find out what’s not working—and what to do about it.

Is Your Marketing
Agency Horrible?

(Probably. That’s why you’re here.)

We're not.

We don't pretend to be "gurus".

There are no secrets.

Just data-driven strategy, transparent pricing, and actual hard work.

What makes us NOT horrible?

- We don’t overpromise (no "10X your business overnight" nonsense.)

- We don’t disappear (clear reporting + real communication.)

- We don’t waste your budget (lower costs, better results.)

If you’re frustrated with overpriced agencies that

underdeliver, let’s change that.

Not Horrible Pricing

Most agencies charge outrageous fees for mediocre results.

I should know. I (Christian here) once paid $6,000/month for an agency that rarely checked in—and the results? Not great.

Then, I found Not Horrible Marketing.

Lower prices.

Higher ROAS.

Better results.

Not only did I hire them, I bought the company (and changed the name!) Now, we're driven by a mission to prevent other businesses from overpaying.

90% of the time, we can significantly lower your marketing agency costs. Send us your numbers—we'll do our best to beat what you're paying now.

Limited Offer: Get 50% Off Your First Month!

Who We Work

Best With

  • Running Google Ads and/or Amazon Ads

  • $2,000/month or more in ad spend

  • Prefer direct, honest communication

NOT The Right Fit

Not running Google Ads or Amazon Ads
$1,999/month or less in ad spend
Unreachable, not nice people

Who We Work

Best With

  • Running Google Ads and/or Amazon Ads

  • $2,000/month or more in ad spend

  • Prefer direct, honest communication

NOT The Right Fit

  • Not running Google Ads or Amazon Ads

  • $1,999/month or less in ad spend

  • Unreachable, not nice people

Not Horrible Strategies.

Just Smart Ones.

Not Horrible Strategies.

We focus on what actually works.

PPC (Google & Amazon) is our sweet spot.

Facebook, Instagram, & TikTok Ads? Great for scaling, but if your entire business depends on them, you’re in feast-or-famine territory.

Our secret? Hard work.

We don’t chase hacks, loopholes, or AI-generated advice. We analyze data, test constantly, meet with you regularly, and adapt—so your ads don’t just run, they win.

We will not be perfect, but we will not be horrible.

We will not be perfect, but we will not be horrible.

Not Horrible Results

1.3

MILLION CLICKS

650%

AVERAGE ROI

17,000

MOBILE APP INSTALLS IN FIRST 6 MONTHS

$0.02

COST-PER-CLICK

4.5

MILLION VIEWS

9,000+

EVENT REGISTRATIONS

130K

CLICKS

2600%

AVERAGE ROI

What Working With Us Looks Like

  • Look Under the Hood & Build a Plan

    We audit your current campaigns, diagnose the issues, and build a plan to maximize your ROI.

  • Launch & Tweak (A Lot)

    We set up, monitor, and continuously optimize your ads—because results don’t happen with a set-it-and-forget-it approach.

  • Check the Score & Talk Strategy

    You get clear, data-backed reports and regular check-ins so we can fine-tune your strategy together.

Just want a quote? Email us.

Not Horrible Reccomendations

Mitchell Hagan

Country Life Natural Foods

"Not Horrible Marketing has been pivotal in helping us grow and expand as a business. Their level of support has been incredible. They are more than a typical marketing agency because they take the time to understand your customer base and create ads that are attract and retain customers. Ultimately, they have helped us get the best return on ad spend."

Timothy Standish

Geoscience Research Institute

"Not Horrible Marketing has brought expertise to our digital marketing that has transformed our online presence and paid off in ways that we could only have imagined. All this has been done with incredibly little effort on our part. Our ability to get our message out has been transformative and we could not imagine a better partner to work with."

Jonathan Dysinger

Farmer's Friend

"We have experience amazing growth since working with Not Horrible Marketing. The team offers professional services that are well worth the price. They know everything about online advertising and their knowledge has proven to be very valuable."

Jared Thurmon

Oak Haven Inc.

"I've thoroughly enjoyed working with Not Horrible Marketing on several projects now. They have a relevant and current grasp of the most sticking and engaging forms of digital media, and I have never felt like we were playing catch up. I highly recommend them to anyone looking to take their company to the next level."

Allistar Huong

AudioVerse

"Not Horrible Marketing provides great service and support for the digital marketing efforts of AudioVerse. They understand our goals and objectives, come up with a great plan, communicate clearly and proactively, and are responsive to any question we have."

Katherine Koudele

Andrews University

"When we first started working with Not Horrible Marketing, we were very new to digital marketing and had lots of questions about how it worked and what was involved.. They explained the whole process very well and were very patient and kind as they answered our questions. They never made us feel like our questions were silly or that answers were self-evident. We are very happy with our experience and hope to work with them in the near future!"

Not sure? We get it.

Hiring a marketing agency shouldn’t be horrible.

But with half a million agencies out there, most of them… well, you know.

If you’re tired of overpriced, underperforming agencies, let’s talk.

No hard sell—just honest answers about how we can help.

Still have questions? Contact us here for more information.

P.S. We cap our partners at 50 businesses per year because we don't want to have to change our name to Horrible Marketing. Grab a spot while you can.

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