Not Horrible Offer! Find out what’s not working - and what to do about it.

Not Horrible Offer!

Find out what’s not working—and what to do about it.

Don’t Like Marketing Agencies?

We don’t either

  • Transparent pricing for every business

  • Month-to-month contracts

  • 60-day, 100% money-back guarantee

  • See pricing without talking to sales

  • Free audit to see if we’re a fit

other marketing agencies

  • Confusing pricing tiers and hidden fees

  • Locked-in annual contracts + penalties

  • No refunds, regardless of results

  • Must book a call (or two) to get a quote

  • No audits - everyone gets sold

Paying Too Much for Too Little?

You’re Not Alone

Most agencies charge outrageous fees for mediocre results.

I should know. I (Christian here) once paid about $6,000/month for an agency that rarely checked in - and the results? Not great.

Then, I found Not Horrible Marketing.

Lower prices.

Higher ROAS.

Better results.

Not only did I hire them, I bought the company (and changed the name!) Now, we're driven by a mission to prevent other businesses from overpaying.

90% of the time, we can significantly lower your marketing agency costs. Send us your numbers - we'll do our best to beat what you're paying now.

The Strategies That Actually Bring in Sales (Not Just Clicks)

The Strategies That Actually Bring in Sales (Not Just Clicks)

We focus on what actually works.

PPC (Google) is our sweet spot.

Facebook, Instagram, & TikTok Ads? Great for scaling, but if your entire business depends on them, you’re in feast-or-famine territory.

Our secret? Hard work.

We don’t chase hacks, loopholes, or AI-generated advice. We analyze data, test constantly, meet with you regularly, and adapt - so your ads don’t just run, they win.

We will not be perfect, but we will not be horrible.

We will not be perfect, but we will not be horrible.

If You’re Wasting Money and No One Is Telling You, We Will

If You’re Wasting Money and No One Is Telling You, We Will

You get a real audit, not a sales pitch. Just straightforward data that could help you save thousands.

  • 1. Request Your FREE Audit: Fill out a quick form with some basic information so we'll know where to look.

  • We'll Look Under the Hood & Build a Plan: We audit your current campaigns, diagnose the issues, and build a plan to maximize your ROI.

  • 3. Get a One-on-One Breakdown: Jump on a live call where we walk you through what’s working, what’s broken, and how to fix it, step by step.

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You’re in the Right Place If You’re...

  • Running Google Ads

  • Spending $2K+/month on ads

  • Responsive and collaborative

This Probably Isn’t for You If You’re...

  • Not running Google Ads and don’t plan to

  • Not spending or ready to spend $2K+/mo on ads

  • Unresponsive to our questions

You’re in the Right Place If You’re...

  • Running Google Ads

  • Spending $2K+/month on ads

  • Responsive and collaborative

This Probably Isn’t for You If You’re...

Not running Google Ads and don’t plan to

Not spending or ready to spend $2K+/mo on ads

Unresponsive to our questions

Results That Actually Make You Money

1.3

MILLION CLICKS

650%

AVERAGE ROI

17,000

MOBILE APP INSTALLS IN FIRST 6 MONTHS

$0.02

COST-PER-CLICK

4.5

MILLION VIEWS

9,000+

EVENT REGISTRATIONS

130K

CLICKS

2600%

AVERAGE ROI

What You Should Be Paying for Real Ad Management

Google Ads Management

$1500

per month

  • Dedicated Project Manager

  • Google Ads Management (managing up to $10k in ad spend)

  • Emailed Monthly Reports

  • Strategy Call Every 3 Weeks

3 month contract then month-to-month afterwards.

How Businesses Are Getting More Leads & More Sales

Mitchell Hagan

Country Life Natural Foods

"Not Horrible Marketing has been pivotal in helping us grow and expand as a business. Their level of support has been incredible. They are more than a typical marketing agency because they take the time to understand your customer base and create ads that are attract and retain customers. Ultimately, they have helped us get the best return on ad spend."

Timothy Standish

Geoscience Research Institute

"Not Horrible Marketing has brought expertise to our digital marketing that has transformed our online presence and paid off in ways that we could only have imagined. All this has been done with incredibly little effort on our part. Our ability to get our message out has been transformative and we could not imagine a better partner to work with."

Jonathan Dysinger

Farmer's Friend

"We have experience amazing growth since working with Not Horrible Marketing. The team offers professional services that are well worth the price. They know everything about online advertising and their knowledge has proven to be very valuable."

Jared Thurmon

Oak Haven Inc.

"I've thoroughly enjoyed working with Not Horrible Marketing on several projects now. They have a relevant and current grasp of the most sticking and engaging forms of digital media, and I have never felt like we were playing catch up. I highly recommend them to anyone looking to take their company to the next level."

Allistar Huong

AudioVerse

"Not Horrible Marketing provides great service and support for the digital marketing efforts of AudioVerse. They understand our goals and objectives, come up with a great plan, communicate clearly and proactively, and are responsive to any question we have."

Katherine Koudele

Andrews University

"When we first started working with Not Horrible Marketing, we were very new to digital marketing and had lots of questions about how it worked and what was involved.. They explained the whole process very well and were very patient and kind as they answered our questions. They never made us feel like our questions were silly or that answers were self-evident. We are very happy with our experience and hope to work with them in the near future!"

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I know your agency is also not horrible?

Fair question. You don’t. That’s why we put our money where our mouth is with a 60-day money-back guarantee. If you don’t like what you see, you get your money back. No hoops. No drama.

How much do you charge?

We keep it simple. Google Ads Management is $1,500 per month. That includes:
* A Dedicated Project Manager

* Full Google Ads Management (up to $10k in ad spend)

* Emailed Monthly Reports

* A Strategy Call every 3 weeks


No hidden fees or surprise invoices.

How long are your contracts?

We ask for an initial 3-month commitment. It takes a little time to gather data and start seeing results. After that, it’s month-to-month. Stay as long as you’re happy.

Do you offer a money-back guarantee?

Yes. You have 60 days to decide if we’re the right fit. If not, we’ll refund you 100%.

What does a strategy call look like?

Half the call is technical as we dig into performance, what’s working, and what’s not. The other half is open conversation on upcoming promos, funnels, and new ideas. No pipeline agenda. Just a real discussion about how to drive more ROI for your business.

How long does it take to get my audit back?

Once we have View-Only access to your Google Ads account, you’ll have your audit in about a week and a half.

Do you run ads on Facebook, Instagram, Amazon, or other platforms?

Google is our bread and butter. But yes, if you need a custom plan across other platforms (Facebook, Instagram, Amazon, TikTok), just reach out. We’ll build something that makes sense for you.

You’re Finally in Control When Hiring an Agency

Hiring a marketing agency shouldn’t be horrible.

But in a world of horrible marketing agencies, it’s hard to know who to trust. That’s why if you’re not satisfied with the results we offer a 60-day money-back guarantee.

We want to earn your trust and your business and the burden is on us to do that. And if we don’t think we’re a good fit for you, we will just tell you.


No hard sell - just honest answers about how we can help.

P.S. Because it takes a while, we can only do about 5 audits per month. If you're business number 6, it may take a little time so grab a spot while you can.

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